A poem/reach/plagiarism by Molly Malone's:
Twas the Tuesday before Christmas, when all through Molly's
Not a creature was miserable, they were on their jollies;
The stockings were worn by the women and some men,
In hopes that Malone's would stay open beyond ten. 🤦
*Doesn't really make sense, but it (kinda) rhymes in the right places.