The origins of the word 'Saturday', basically, break down in to three sections:
1. Sat - which is Roman for "Live music from 10pm"
2. Ur - from the Roman word 'Urgh', which, directly translated, means "Dooriums thateth shalt noteth shutius until 4 a emium"
3. Day - which is how they say "don't" in The Midlands, but in Roman, it means 'Let's do this'.
*Please don't use any of the above info in any 'Roman' related exams. Strictly speaking, it's not even close to true. Well, apart from the live music and 4am doors.
