Saturday night checklist: Kettle full ✔️. Digestives on plate ✔️. Regularly scheduled mediocre Saturday night telly ✔️. Slippers on ✔️
You'll have to talk the rest of us through it all on Monday morning. And don't you go leaving out any details now.
We're just doing dull old stupid live music from 10 tonight (snooze fest). And we tried to get our predictable doors to switch it up a bit, and shut at like midnight, but they won't. Same as every, unsurprising, week, they're open 'til 4 tomorrow morning. 😩
