Guys, we’ve seen you—don’t even lie,
Sliding in our DMs, desperate to try.
“Any tables left? I’ll take any slot,”
Mate, it’s Valentine’s, of course they're all gone.
Booked-out weeks back, what did you expect?
You could always try click 'n' collect,
Blowing up our phone won’t change a thing,
No secret seats, we're full to the brim.
"Bro, we'll sit anywhere, even in the loos."
Sorry my guy, I'm afraid it's bad news,
Next time, plan ahead—set a reminder,
Or you’ll be spending the night swiping on Tinder.
(Obvs, this is all in jest - we appreciate you guys trying 🫶)
